Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 833 views

Pathan

Urti Chirya Kay Parr Gin Na

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,

Pathan: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai
2 hi to
hota hein

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bus Train Or Larki

Boy- Bus,train or ladki ek jesi hoti hai,ek jati hai
to dusri aa jati hai
Girl- Taxi, Autoriksha or ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek
bulao 4 chale
Aate hai..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !
Shopkeeper: Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan: Dopehr mai sonay ke lie andhaira karna hai?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Smart Wife

A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.

We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)