I Am So Intelligent

Teacher: Batao cold drink
Nuqsan deti he ya faida?

Student: ager koi pila de
To faida agr plani pr jae
To nuqsan;
(-_-)
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O My God I Am So
Intelligent

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 788 views
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