Modern Heer – Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai,
lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi…

Modern Ranjha – To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank
managar ban gaya ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 780 views

Daddy, 4+3 how much?

Son: Daddy, 4+3 how much?

Santa: Idiot, you don’t know anything? Go and bring the calculator from inside. I will teach.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Problem With Women

"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."

The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"

"I push them away!"

"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"

The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki

Me niyyat kerta hon bijli band kerne ki .
Band kerni h poore 2 ghante k liye.
Hakoomat k zulm ghareeb awam per .
Haath mera switch ki tarraf.
*””O GAYEEEEE….”’*

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cost Of Divorce

A little boy asked his father;

"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied;

"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Santa ko rota dekh kar

Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?

Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)