Mission Par Kaise Jaaoon
Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 866 views
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