Bus train and ladki
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai.
Girl : Auto, Taxi aur ladke ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao to 4 chale aate hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1234 views
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Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a
boxer? Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets
knocked out.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek indian ny pathan ko tang karnay k lie uss sy
pocha:
"Pakistanion" aur kutton me kitna farq hau?
Pathan replied: sirf "border" ka.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
India me bollywood hai
America me hollywood hai
to phir england me kya hai?
Guess
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Collingwood..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say
10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that.
7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa=matlbi dost se bach kr raho. Banta=magr matlbe dost ka pta kaise chalega. Santa=simple,sare dosto ko msg karojo reply na de samjah lo wo hi matlbi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..
Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father
Ka Naam Different Q Likha?
Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm ne Naqal
ki hy hamary pas dimagh hy madam...
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A B’tiful G!rl Puts Her F!nger,
Ne@r Hotel M@n@ger L!PS,
M@n@ger K!$$e$ E@CH F!nger,
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G!RL :- Tell Your BO$$ There !$,,,,,
:”:”:”:”:”: NO T!$$UE P@per !n YOUR TO!LET
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)