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Dhaka

Ak Admi khare Khare Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa usy Ghur Sy Dekhte Hoye Bola: Bhai Sahib Ap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhaka Lagaon…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Funny

Boss: Where were you born?
Santa : India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa plane land hote

Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga.
Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle'
Air Hostess: Helo sir.B silent
Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa was drawing

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It's 1394.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
kissing your wife in your home

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
"He's not my friend."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
sir ka msg aaya hai

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun? . . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal

iwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Urdu Funny Jokes Jailar : Phaansi Se Pehley Kis Se Milo Gay? Santa : Bivi Se Jailar : Maa Baap Se Nahi ? Santa : Maa Baap to Paida Hote Hi Mil Jayen Gay Biwi ke Liye Sala Phir 28 Saal Intezar Karna Parega…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Meri billi mar gai

santa:Meri billi mar gai

banta:kese mari
santa :Maine use nahala diya tha

banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta-Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
doctor log operation karne se pehle

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa raat ko cycle

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
jab me chota tha

Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
photo leni hai.

SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?

BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya?

Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .

Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .

Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
semester system

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Train me Warning likhi thi.....

Train me Warning likhi thi.....
.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
.
santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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