Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya?

Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .

Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .

Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1404 views
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