Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 9091 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the:

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Raju aur Sanju.

Raju: Papa, Sanju apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Sanju: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya

Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya,Cashiar bola janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai”Sardar:jama mery acount wich hone ne tenu koi takleef?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mere Nana ne mujhse

SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Koi asi job btao

Bhakt-Baba Koi aisa job batao,jaha mujhe kam na
karna pade,Log apna kam khud kare aur mujhe
paise bhi de. SWAMIJI-Ja beta,SULABH
SHOUCHALAY me Naukri kar le..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 sarsar bed per

3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay.
Un Teeno Ko Jagah Theek Se Nahi Mil Rahi Thi.
Phir 1 Sardar Bed Se Neeche Late Gya
2nd Sardar: Oye !
Ab Jagah Hogai Hai,Upar Aaja!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pathan

Teacher:

Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?

Pathan:

Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)

(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
- See more at: http://smsglee.com/tag/pathan-jokes/#sthash.VRCqCA0j.dpuf

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
attendence

She came in my life in
school..

I kept ignoring her..

She smiled, but I kept quiet..

She began to speak, but I din't listen..

I was not intrsted at dat time

&

When she began 2 leave,

I knew i needed her..

I started runing behind her, requesting.....

"MAM Attendance"

MAM Plz

Plz MAM.

Pehle se hi short Hai :D ;)

by dracula (few years ago!)
Qismat aazmaye

aik admi nay sadak pay aik pathar pay likha huwa
dekha ?
Pather Uthaiyay Qismat Azma-aye.
Us nay pathar uthaya tu dusri taraf likha huwa
tha ?
kesi dusray Bewa-Qoof k liayy Rakh dain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Pndit-Q?

Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi

P-Agr Narq Gya To?

Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Baap Pe Gaya Hai

Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Galti ho gayi..

Pakistani: Mera beta

Khan SAB platform par khare ..

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi ..

Ramu-Inn aalu k parantho mein

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Pandit ji ke pas ek bolne wa..

Behan, bartan saaf karne ke ..

Santa ne ek Gadda khoda

School Na Jane Ka Bahana

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook