Aaj lulli Hai
Arz Kiya Hai?
Aaj lulli Hai,
kal Lulla HoGa,
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WAH WAH
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Aaj lulli Hai kal lulla Hoga,
Bhai Sahab Ap k Pass 5000 ka Kuhlla HoGA
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 894 views
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