Pathan in hospital

Pathan (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji?
Nurse: Nahii
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Pathan: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie owr nahi jaag sakta

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 770 views
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