Q-Insan or janwar k bacho me kya
Q-Insan or janwar k bacho me kya fark hota H
An-Ullu k bache bade hokar ullu,Gadhe k Gadhe Bante H
jb ki Insan k bache Gadhe,Ullu dono ban Skte H
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views
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