Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 972 views

miss aap muje mere mobile per call kiya tha

boy to teacher: miss aap muje mere mobile per call kiya tha.
techer nahi to kiyon poochraheho?
boy : kal mere mobile me ek miss call tha khoun miss ne call kiya patha nahin?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa after interview

Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/

Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de, 2 mahine k bad main tujhe lota dunga.
2 mahine k baad....
Banta- chal apna vada pura kar.
Santa- ye le......
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(___) Ye le Lota...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan Petrol Pump Gya
Board Pr Likha tha
mobile Use Kerna Mana Hai
us Ne Mobile Nikala Or Sb Doston Ko Call Kr k kaha
phon mat krna
Main Petrol Pump pe hon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Baap Pe Gaya Hai

Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi

Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
"JOOTIYAN" He Khaega. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)