1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega.
Sb wahin bethe rahe
3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae.

Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae.

Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”
Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 717 views

Pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Lassh

Shadi k Dosre Din Baiti apni maa Se: Aaj mairi Unse Larayi Hogayi
.
Maa: Baita Shadi mai Jhagry tu Hotay Rehty hain, koi baat nahi
.
Baiti: Wo tu Theek hai Par Ab Laash ka kia karain?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Problem

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,I look at your picture and the problem disappear.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

life me kabhi serious na hona

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal CARTOON b nahi haste

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A sardar went to toilet

A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-
hour.
Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai
kya?”
Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)