Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa

Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?

Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views

Santa ne chalenge kiya.

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"

Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....

Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari

Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye

Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola
Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya
Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”
Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo
Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”
Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye
The”
Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi
Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fax Machine Fun

Manager: “Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

Executive: “A little. What’s wrong sir?”

Manager: “Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

Executive: “How did you load the sheet?”

Manager: “I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Website under construction

Looking up websites on infertility, I found an address that sounded interesting. I clicked on the link and was taken to a site that said, “This page is under construction.”

I looked closer and saw in smaller print: “Check back in nine months and see what we’ve accomplished.”

I bookmarked the addresss and went back several months later. Posted was a full-page picture of a beautiful nine-pound baby girl.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)