Santa: police ne tumhe kyu arrest kiya?

Banta: maine purse se paise nikhaal ke kharchaa kar diyaa thaa

Santa: baap re!! is liye bhi arrest karte hai kya?

Banta: purse kisi aur kaa thaa yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1160 views

u never asked that do u love me

Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
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(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :P :P ‘

hahahahha.. akheer e ho gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

teri meri

Teri meri
Meri teri
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Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar said to doctor

Sardar said to doctor :P ore jism main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Math Problems

Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

"How much does that come to?" asked Larry.
"Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents."
"If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?" said the boy.

"Seven dollars and sixty-four cents," stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, "I don't want to buy the items...that's our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE

LAALU JI EK MAHINA BUSH SE TRENING LEKAR VAPAS AAYE.EK DIN PHONE AAYA.LAALU JI BOLE.
"who are u"

BUSH NE KAHA.
ARE SASURA HUM BOL RAHA HOON BUSHVA?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)