Santa-Ye Computer Aapke

Workload Ko 50 Percent Kam Kar

Dega. Banta- To Fir Main 2 Lunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 662 views

Mr. See and Mr. Saw

Mr. See and Mr. Saw.

One day Mr. See saw sea & Mr. Saw didn’t see sea.

See saw sea & jumped in sea.

Saw didn’t see sea but jumped in sea.

See saw Saw in sea & Saw saw See in sea.

See Saw both saw sea & both Saw & See were happy to see sea.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Neend Bahut Ati Hai

Ak aadmi dusre aadmi se bola:
1 aadmi : kash mujhe pyar ho jaye,kash mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye

2nd aadmi:are kya, to pagal ho gya aisa kya bol rha hai

1 aadmi : yaar log kehte hai na ki jab kise ko pyar ho jaye to uske rato ki neend aur din ka chain ud jata hai ,esliye keh rha hu ki mujhe kise se pyar ho jaye,sali mujhe to neend bahut ati hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhi

Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Buddha Santa ko

?1 Buddha Santa ko Roz KAJU-BADAM
Khane Ko Deta Tha

Santa=Aap Muze Roz KajuBadam Q Khilate ho

Buddha=Beta Daant To Rahe Nhi
Chuskar Fekna Thik Nahi Lagta!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek sardar jab bhi kapre dhota

Aik Sardar Jab Bhi Kapray Dohta
Tu Bht Zor Ki Barish Ho Jati
Aik Din Bht Dhup Nikli
To Sardar Ny Shukar Kiya Aur Dukaan Say
SURF Lenay Chala Gaya,
Jb Dukaan Mai Enter Hua To,
”Badal” Bohat Zor Say Garja,
Sardar Ne “BAADAL Ki Tarf Dekh Kr Kaha:
KIDHR??
Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)