Santa: kal raat 3 ghante English
Santa: kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi,
FRIEND: Movie ka naam kya tha.?
SANTA: " PLEASE INSERT THE DISC.
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