Santa: kal raat 3 ghante English

Santa: kal raat 3 ghante English picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi,

FRIEND: Movie ka naam kya tha.?

SANTA: " PLEASE INSERT THE DISC.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 838 views
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