Ek Haseen Larki
1 Makrani Bohat Der Se
Ek Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Rha Tha,
LARKI:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha
K Agr Tum Hamara Maa Hota
To Hum B Khubsurat Hota.
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