Texi wala
Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha Ab Kitna
Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 782 views
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!
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Student:
We Should Stop Wasting Time In Studies
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Kal absent kyon the tum ??
Boy : Ma'am, aap ke kehne par, main
"The Dirty Picture" dekhne gaya tha .. ....
Teacher : Kya ??
Maine aisa kab kaha tumse ???
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'VIDYA' me mann lagaao.
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aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha
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Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
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Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi
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He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it was Hawaii.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of this island?"
"Havaii!", the man replied.
"Thanks", answered the man.
"You're Velcome," the man replied.
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dadi:-tera beta paida hoga toh hm fir 6 ho jayenge
pota:-fir ap mar jayengi toh hm wapis 5 ho jayenge
dadi:-SO JAA HARAAMZADE..sur mt khaa....:Dddd
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)