Bat ki paki hain
Boy:ap ki umer kitni hai?
Girl:16 year
boy:ye bat to ap ne 5 sal pehlay bi kahi thi.:-)
girl:dekha girls zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 940 views
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