1 sheikh Haj per gaya
1 sheikh Haj per gaya zor zor se Dua manhne laga.
“Ya ALLAH Mere SARE GUNAH MAAF KERDAY”
Warna Mera 2 LakHH Wapis ker de.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 857 views
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