Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay
Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
"Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.
M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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