1971 da yudh chal Reha
1971 da yudh chal reha c.Pak jahaj to bumb sut reha c Loki gharo bahar aa gaye.
Banto:Mein apne nakli dand bhul gayi.
Banta:'Saliye Jahaj bumb sutda kurkure ni.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views
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