Anti Misba: Tumari itni hansi kyu Nikal rhi hy?

Major Rohail: Tumara new dress dekh kar.

Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new dress ka BILL nhi dekha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1052 views

One day a scientist

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Maafi maagne wale ko

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?

Student: Samajhdar

Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.

by Numan Malik (few years ago!)

Sabse Badi Kamzori Kya Hai?

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.
Professor Ne Ek Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake, Aur Doosri Tarf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Professor Ne Doosri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Items Badli, Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Ki Taraf Hi Bhaaga.

Professor: “Aaj Is Se Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Bhookh Hi Sabse Badi Kamzori Hai”

Itne Mein Last Row Se Pappu Ki Awaz Aayi: “Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Kar Dekh Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Qurbani kon de ga

5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
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Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
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Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)