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by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 582 views

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store...

An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Lavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly "Romance by Ralph Lauren, £100 a bottle."
Then another young woman gets in the lift, She also turns to the old woman and says snootily "Chanel No 5, £150 a bottle."
A few floors later, the old woman has reached her destination. As she gets out, she looks both woman in the eye, then turns round, bends over and farts, saying "Broccoli, 25p a pound."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,
Tabhi usme ek Keeda gir gaya…

Aunty ne us keede ko bahar nikala,
to keeda bola: Maaaa

Aunty boli: Tune mujhe maa kyun kaha?

Keeda bola: Kyunki Main teri Koke (???) se Nikla hoon, Maa !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan ka perol pump

Pathan ne petrol pump banaya aur aik letter bi nai bika tha
pata hai kiun

^
q k pump dosri manzal pe tha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua

Ek Aadmi Raat Ko 3 Baje Utha Or
Tahajjud Parhne K Bad Dua Magte Waqt Bola:

Mere Mola Sab Sorahe Hen Or
Men Teri Ibadat Kar Raha Hoon

To Saath Wali Charpai Se Awaaz Aai: Batameez Tu Apni Dua Maang Hamari Q Shikayat Kar Raha He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jis main ziadaprofit ho

1st Sardar:Yaar koi aisa kaambata jis main ziadaprofit ho ?

2nd Sardar:Aisa ker sardiyo'nmein sasti Baraf leker garmiyo'n meinbaich de ... ;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)