What is girlfriend ?
Question:what is girlfriend ?
Answer: jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay "Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views
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