Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1303 views

CROSS THE ROAD... RADICAL WOMAN

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and
what is she doing out of the kitchen?

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Naam Roshan kar raha hun

Sardar bulb pe apne baap ka nam likh raha tha

maan ne pocha :ye kia kar rahe ho?


Sardar:abbu ka naam roshan kar raha hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan 2 Sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
5 Janvaron K Naam Batao Jo Pani My Rehty Hen
Sardar: Fish
Pathan: Theek Hy Or Batao
Sardar: Fish Ki Ammi,Abu,Bhai Or Behn Pathan: Shabash…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raat ko aap peeke gutter

Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.

Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Scissors

Ek Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile Ke Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,

Kisi Ne Poocha??

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: : O Yaara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katna Bhi Par Jata Hai Na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)