Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1011 views

Sardar Writing His Diary

Sardar Writing His Diary :
My Sister Had A Baby This Morning.
I’Ve Not Heard That Its A Boy Or A Girl.
So,I Dont Know
Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Macher Ka Over Time

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day a scientist

One day a scientist found out how to create people the way God did, so he called God and said "I know how to create people now, we don't need you anymore." God says, "okay then, show me!" The scientist says,

"First, you grab some dirt. . ." and God reaches down and grabs the scientist and says, "GET YOUR OWN DIRT!!"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish –

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,

mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher asking pathan

Teacher:
Now, Tell Me Frankly, Do You Say Prayers Before Eating?

Pathan:
No Sir, I Don't Have To,
My Mom Is A Good Cook

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)