Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1205 views

Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji

Girl To Boy:” Jannu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jis me
Dukh Bhi Ho aur Khushi Bhi..
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Boy:” You r so beautiful aunty ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Race

1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya.
Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race.

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

teri meri

Teri meri
Meri teri
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Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya

1 pathan hajj kr k wapis aya to dost ne pocha k shaitan ko kanker mary thy?
Pathan ne kaha:
“Na yara rush boht ziada tha. Hum gaaliyan de k aa gya”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Engineering student

Engineering student ne ek book likhi 300 pages ki “3-mistakes of my life part-2?



1-Physics
2-Chemistry
3-Math
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Moral “beware of engineering”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)