Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 805 views

Muftimal Naam Ka Ek BaniyA

Muftimal Naam Ka Ek Baniya Bazaar Se Kele Lene Gaya.

Ek Thele Wala Kele Bech Raha Tha Uske Pass Ruka Aur Pucha.

Muftimal: “Ye Kela (Banana) Kaisi Diya?”

Thelewala: “1 Rs Ka Ji.”

Muftimal: “60 Paisi Ka Deta Hai To Bol”

Thelewala: “60 Paisi Mein To Sirf Chilka Milega”

Muftimal Paisi Dete Hue: “Ye Le 40 Paisi, Chilka Apne Paas Rakh, Kela Mujhe Dede“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nya sipahi(inspector se)

Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha

Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?

Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The frog says

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kyon bachche yeh gend

Ek aadmi:-kyon bachche yeh gend tumhari hai?
Bachcha:- uncle kya isse koi sheesha toota hai?
Aadmi:-nahin to..
bachcha:- haan to phir meri hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay

3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay.
Rikshay Walay Nay Riksha Start Kar K Band Kar Dya
Our Bola: Lo Sahab, Pohanch Gaye.
1 Nay Thanks Bola,
Doosray Nay Paisay Dye,
Our Teesray Nay Driver Ko Thapar Mara.
Driver Samjha Is Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
Laikin 3rd Bola:
Salay Aaj Tou Marwa Hi Deta,
Kitni Taiz Chlata Ha…. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)