Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 870 views

Santa Aur Ek Pathan

Santa Aur Ek Pathan Padosi Thhe, Ek Din Santa Pathan Ke Ghar Gaya Aur Us Se Pucha.

Santa: “Batao Aisa Kya Karen Ke, Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay?”

Pathan Huste Hue: “Very Simple, Jootay Se Maar Do Saale Ko.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main Tumhari Double Insult

Waiter: Khan Sahib 10 Rup Tip To Meri Insult Hai…

Khan: To Phir..?

Waiter: 20 Rup To Hone Chaiye Na…

Khan: Main Tumhari Double Insult Nahi Kar Sakta…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

wifi or wife

A man received message from his neighbor

Sorry sir !! I am using your wife.

I am using day and night.

I am using when u r not present at home.

Infact I am using more than U R using.

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope U will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message.

Sorry Sir, spelling mistake..,

it is not wife but wifi.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne

Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila.

Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500
or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha

1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.

1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?

Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
.
.
enu goli kut k deni aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)