Ek bar kuch banda
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 893 views
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PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai
Naye timings ye hon ge:
Fajr: Subha 8 baje
Zohr: spehr 4 baje
Asr: Raat 8.30 baje
Maghrib: Raat 10 baje
(Suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!
The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?
The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens,
I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dad: ek zamana tha jab main Rs 10/-
mein kirana, sabzi, doodh, nashta le
aata tha
Beta: ab aisa possible nahi papa
kyunki sab jagah CCTV camere lage
hote hain!.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Loadshading ne mujhe namazi bana dia hai
faraz
ab to mobile ki battry bi masjid k u.p.s se charge karta hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Mumy ye schol kya hota H
Beta ye wo jagah he
jaha parent ko luta aur bacho ko pita jata he
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
girl:if u will try to kiss me,main shoor machaoon gi
boy:lekin yahaan to kohi nahi
girl:to kia hoa formality to poori karni hai na
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ladka shadi se pehle spiderman,
Sagai ke samay superman,
Shadi ke samay gentleman,
Shadi ke 10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad Doberman.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)