Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 909 views

stoplight

There was a blonde at a stoplight and it said “walk.” She started walking and, when she was in the middle of the street, the sign turned to “don't walk.” So she stopped.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kya Dekh Rahe Ho??

1 Makrani Bohat Dair
Se 1 Haseen Larki Ko Ghoor Raha Tha

Larki:Kya Dekh Rahe Ho

Makrani:
Hum Soch Raha Tha Ke Agar Tum Hamara Maa Hota To
Hum Bhi Khoobsurat Hota

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta

Judge: Tumhara Juram Sabit Huta
Ha Tumheb Kaal Phansxi Pe Latkaya Jaega
Pathan: Wo Sub To Theak Haa Per Utaraa Kab Jaega

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

My wife

My wife and I were watching some TV show the
other nite where the wife hired a private
detective to follow her husband and see if he were
infact "cheating" on her. I asked my wife if she
would ever do that. She said, "Well not so much to
find out who the other woman was, but to see if I
could find out what she saw in ya."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua

Aik sabzi farosh kay han bachah paida hua. Parosi waghira dekhnay kay liye aaye huye the.

Aik khatoon nay pucha: bhayi saheb bacha kaisa hai?
Sabzi farosh nay kaha: bilkul taza hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)