Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 515 views

as per research

As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words & wife starts her 30,000..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Salam Saaley,
Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?...
Kameno,
Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho.

Aisa Sylabus Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain.
Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho.

Tu Bahir Mil Kahein Saaley....

Bataunga Tjhey.

Urx Faithfuly,
Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

modern day break up

Modern Day Break Up..

Gal: I Wanna Break Up With U..

Boy: Why??

Gal: Bcoz U Didnt Comment On My Pic On FACEBOOK!!!

by Raju (few years ago!)

Medication For Life

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. Was it true, the woman wanted to know, that the medication the doctor had prescribed was for the rest of her life? She was told that it was.

There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya

Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya 2 Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?

Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Ka Kahenge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)