Aik Hathi.............

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 816 views

If a boy gives a love letter

If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him LOAFER But if a gal gives a letter 2a boy, they call it OFFER. Feel the difference

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

what is the difference

what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Bike chala raha tha

Pathan Bike chala raha tha
Pathan PRAD0 wale se:
Kabi Bike dekha hy?
PRAD0 wala: mJa apna kaam kr
Pathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola: Kabi Bike
dekha hy?
PRADO wala:
Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se
jala raha hy!
Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar
pari hy or pathan kahin para hy
PRADO wala: Ye kya hua?
Pathan: Kabi bike dekha hy?
PRADO wala ghusse se bola:
Han dekhi hy bol ab?
Pathan:
Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pjama holding device

Teacher :shalwar k nare ko english me kia kehte hain?
Pathan:P.H.D
teacher:is ka kia matlb hai?
Pathan:pajama holding device.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Expecting a reply

Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did; I shook my head.

Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here, do you?!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)