There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 952 views

tum kisi bhoot say kam ho?

Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A girl currently change her

'A girl currently change her status on facebook

"i got my period"

10 gys l....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?

Sardar : Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona

Ustaad shagird se: Baal baal qarze mein jakre hona ka jumla banao. Shagird: Us ka baal baal qarz mein jakra howa thaa lahaza us ne baal katwa diye aur aab woah ganja phirta hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)