Mareez with doctor
Doctor: Woh Memon Mareez Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar
Raha Tha?
Nurse:
Iss Baat Per Ke Dawaen Khatam Honay Se Pehlay
Hi
Wo Kyun Sehat Mand H0gaya
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 947 views
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