Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 556 views
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