Marte Sharabi Se
Marte Sharabi Se Bhagwaan Ne Poochha.
Bhagwan: “Koi Antim Ichha?”
Sharabi: “Agle Janam Mein Daant Bhale Hi Ek Dena, Par Liver 31 Dena, Prabhu“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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Super Faadu Joke
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ek khoobsurat Larki k sath sath kutta chal rha tha…
Pass se guzrte Larke ne dekh kr kaha: -
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Ladka:- “Aap dono behan – bhai hain?”
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Larki : – “Aap ko hm dono me se kon pasand hai?”
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Larka : – “yaqeenan tum ”
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Larki : – to phir is k liye apni behanLe Aao,
Hamaray yhaan nanad ko bhabhi bnane ka riwaz chalta hai
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Ladka Shocke – Ladki Rocksss
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."
The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Or Banta Train Ke Pichhe Bhaag Rahe The.
Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha “Well Done – Well Done“.
Santa: “Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Usne Tha Mein To Sirf Chhodne Aaya Tha.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Teacher:
U Call Ur Mother As Mum..
What Will U Call
Ur Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar:So Simple Madam
Minimum & Maximum
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.
Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.
American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Son: Papa Good News Hai.
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Father: Kya?
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Son: Aapko yad hai aapne kaha tha k agar mai Exam mai Paas ho Jaun To mujhe 5000 denge.
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Father: Haan
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Son: Aapke 5000 bach gaye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Engineering student in Maths Class
Student: Why do we learn this?
Teacher: To Save Lives
Student: But How?
Teacher: It keeps Idiots like you out of Medical College
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
"True FacT"
Duniya Ke Best
"MAA"
To Har
BETAY Ke Pass Hoti Hai.
Lekin
Duniya Ke Best
'BIWI'
Pata Nahi
PAROSI Ke Pass Hi Q Hoti Hai...!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: How old is your father.?
J
honny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
J
honny: He became father after I was born.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)