What about your result?
Father: What about your result?
Son: Dad, Principal's son failed..
Father: What about yo?
Son: Dad, doctor's daughter also failed..
Father: Well what about you?
Son: I am not Zardari's son, I am also failed..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views
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katwane gaya.
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pathan: bilkul
khamoshi se, ham
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ni ha.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik sahib ne apne naye mulazam se kaha& ja kar bazaar se aalu or gost le aao.
nokar ne kaha……janab main is sher main niya hun kahin kho jaon, chunacha woh sahib khud hi bazaar se saman le aye. ghar aa kar unho ne nokar se kaha ke lo ab pakao. is ne jawab diyaise sui gas par pakana nahi aata. in sahib ne khud khana tyar kar liya. phir mulazim ko awaz di aao khana kha lo. who bola”bar bar inkar karna acha nahi lagta. muje sharam aa rehi hay is liye kha leta hun.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h..:p:p
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Baba-e-Qaum: Muhammad Ali Jinnah
Quaid-e-Millat: Liaquat Ali Khan
Madar-e-Millat: Fatima Jinnah
Aur Ab . . .
Bhabhi-e-Millat: Sania Mirza. :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Customer :
Bhai Kab Se Wait Ker Raha Hoon
Khana Abhi Tak Tayyar Nahi Howa?
Hotel Wala :
Sir Kahana Tu 3 Din Pehlay Se Tayyar Hai Bas Gharam Ho Raha Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
5vi PASS me SHAHRUKH ne muze puchha india me aisa kon hai jo 15 din me ek baar nahaata hai Khuda kasam 5 crore thukra diye Magar tumhara naam nahi bataya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Office Se Chori Se Jaldi Ghar Gaya,
Waha Usne Apni Biwi Ko Boss Ke Sath Mast Wali Harkate Karte Dekha,
Wo Bhag Ke Office Wapis Office Pahuncha Aur Man Hi Man Mein Socha
Santa:Baap Re Baap! Aaj Boss Dekh Leta To Pakka Naukri Gayi Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
changu- yaar mangu bahut der se neend nahi aa
rahi hai.
mangu- koi baat nahi tu uska wait mat kar aur so
ja.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,
Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon
Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,
Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI
Dawai Dun Ga,
Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua "Faraz"
Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy....!
by Raju (few years ago!)