newton law
NEWTON’S 7th LAW
“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases
Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti
beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government…..
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