A man walks into the doctor

A man walks into the doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his
nose, a carrot in his left_inner ear and a banana in his right ear.'

Whats the matter with me?' he asks the doctor,The doctor replies 'You are not eating properly.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1013 views
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