Santa vs banta zaheen

Santa :agr talab me aag lag jae to machlian kahan jaen gi?

Banta:bewakuf k bachy itna bi nai samjhte,machlian darkhat pe charh jaen gi.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 853 views
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