Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 881 views
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ar bahat tez barish ho jati hai .
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