Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi.Par Q?Q ki Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khatepakde Gaye aur kehne lage:...“Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hai” :P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1437 views
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