Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi
Santa Banta ki khoob pitai huyi.Par Q?Q ki Dono B’Day party me muft ka khana khatepakde Gaye aur kehne lage:...“Hum Ladki walo ki taraf se hai” :P
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1084 views
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Teacher:
Agar Do Peepal K Darakhton Ko
Aik RaBi Se Baandh Diya Jaye
To Us RaBi Ko Kya Kahen Ge?
Sardar:
Us Rabi Ko Bolenge
“Nokia”(Connecting Peepal):-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Agr koi mujhe acha lagta hai to acha wo nai me hun
aur agr koi mujhe bura llagta hai to bura wo hai me to nai kiun k me to acha hun.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Boy to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ??
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Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile..
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Bache ne aisa hi kiya..
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekhato usme 1 mendak tha..
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Bacha:"gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale..
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aaj subah NEWSPAPER me
padha ki, dosto ko SMS bhejne
me sabse jyada time waste hota hai.. TO AAJ SE
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"NEWSPAPER" BANDH ......saala
dosto par ungli uthata hai..:p
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,
Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…
MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi:-)
by itrat batool (few years ago!)
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.
Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota
hai.
Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
2 Pathan Darkht K Neche Bathay kr rahey the
Achank Darkht Se Aam Gira
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Pehla Pathan:
Ye Aam Kyse Gira?
Aam Khud hi bola
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"Pak gya hon"
Tum Log Ki Bakwas sun Kr
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar 'Plastic' hum de to?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.
Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.
Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)