Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha

Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?

Sardar:
Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nahi
Abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahe:-)

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