Shadi se Pehly::

Larka: Kash wo din ajaye..
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Larki: Tum mujhe chorr tau nhi dogy?
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Larka: Nhi aisa sochna bhi mat. .
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Larki: kia ap mujhe miss karogy?
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Larka: han..
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Larki: tmhari zindagi ma koi aur nhi?
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Larka: nhi tau..
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Larki: kia tum mujh se mohabt krtay ho?
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Larka: han jaan
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Larki: Oh jaan
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shadi k baad isi ko nichy se upar parrhen..
:D :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 882 views

Pakistan vs angreez

Pakistani moli kha raha tha pas se angreez guzara us ka hath laga aur moli hath se gir gai.
Angreez:sorry
pakistani:sari chor me tujhe aadhi bi nai dun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ali ke 4 baache hue,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam
rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tell me Major

Journalist: Tell me Major, did you ever fall into d hands of d enemy in any of ur engagements?

Major: Oh, yes, but I escaped when I got a divorce.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

peeping

ek khaali ghar ki diwaar py likha tha k uper khirki mein mat jhankna .ek admi roz kaam py jaaty huy parh k chala jata lekin ek din us ny khirki mein jhankny ka socha jab jhanka tow dekha.
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andar likha hua tha "aakhir jhaank hi liya na idiot"

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

koin main gir gaye

Kal papa kue me gir gaye, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahe the.
Ab kaise hai?
Teek hi honge, raat se koi se koi awaz nahi ayi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)