peeping
ek khaali ghar ki diwaar py likha tha k uper khirki mein mat jhankna .ek admi roz kaam py jaaty huy parh k chala jata lekin ek din us ny khirki mein jhankny ka socha jab jhanka tow dekha.
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andar likha hua tha "aakhir jhaank hi liya na idiot"
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