Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali: Memsab Mainey To FaceBook Pe Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
... Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
.

..APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP.. COME SOON HONEY. . . "

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 937 views
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