Charsi qabristan

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 899 views
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