"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1130 views

boy:what is ur name?

boy:what is ur name?
girl:kyun bataun? main tumhe jaanti bhi nai

boy: mat bata mai bhi kaunsa tujhe apni FERRARI mein baitha raha hoon
girl:anjali,B.com,2nd year,tution time 6-8pm

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan

1 Pathan TV par bomb rakh kar Pakistan Final match dekh raha tha
.
Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
.
Pathan: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Sardar bought some medicenes

Sardar bought some medicenes and started cutting the edges.

"What are you doing?", asked his friend.

The Sardar replied,"Removing the side effects !"

by taimur (few years ago!)

Love has no age….

Someone Asked Shakespeare:
“U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?”

He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
“A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??

So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age”
Love Has No Age.

-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys:P

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Xtra Sheet Please

Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.

Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA SHEET PLZ

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)