Boy Suit acha pehna he
Boy:Suit acha pehna he
Girl:Thnx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lagai he
Girl:Thnx
Boy:make up bhi boht acha kiya he
Girl:Thnx bhaiya”
Boy: Sohni fair v nai lagdi pai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 900 views
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