Jab KUTTE ki maut aati hai na..
tab kutta mar jata hai...

Aur Jap Sardar Ko biwi Ki yad ati hai ko..

Sardar airhostes se- aapki shakal mere biwi se milti julti hai..

Air hostes ne jordar tamacha mara..

Sardar- kya baat hai charactr b milta julta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1127 views

a terrible fight

After a Terrible Fight

Wife:I want to hear a last word from ur mouth & after that I'll permanently go to my Mother's house...

Husband : "TAXI!"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Main churail hoon

A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

manager to saradar

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Modern basanti

Modern basanti

Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,

Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta… Ap ko koi takleef hai?

Aik buzarg se kisi ne pucha: Aap hmesha zameen per hi kyu bethtay hain?

Bazurg ne boht khubsurat jawab diya

Beta… Ap ko koi takleef hai?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)