Due To Rain No Match
Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views
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