Maa banne wali hoon

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.



Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 921 views
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